A Long Island native who fits every New York stereotype. (especially the aggressive driver stereotype). 

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The amount of coffee I drink would honestly make a cardiologist cry.

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I never leave the house without a book.

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I think cereal is a soup. Ask me for more of my hot takes.

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I'm In-N-Out's biggest fan. (this is probably the coolest thing about me). 

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I'm single handedly leading the campaign to change the idiom to "feed two birds with one scone" (PETA does not endorse this change).